Kiddo.

It's two o'clock in the morning. And there is a reason I'm still awake. Today is the eighteenth birthday of my best friend from school. As we got older, distance grew between us. She started going out with this idiot, and from then on, it became impossible to see her out of school. She's just turned eighteen a couple of hours ago. She was always a bit childish, and as far as I'm concerned, she's still a kid. And now she's pregnant. And she's gonna name her baby after me. I don't even dare to phone her just to know how she's doing. So everything's fucking great.'Cause what can go wrong when a kid and an idiot take care of a baby?